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My wife went out for halloween by dressing as a whore. Her "costume' was what she wears everyday. Thats the beats.

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Oct 31, 2010 05:02 PM - Love - by pimp (man)

 

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My Bills are so big I have to call them William now. Thats the beats.

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Oct 29, 2010 01:55 PM - Life - by joeblow (man)

 

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Im as useless as the white crayon but that's the beats.

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Oct 29, 2010 01:55 PM - Miscellaneous - by joeblow (man)

 

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My wife of 10 years was born a man. Thats the beats.

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Oct 29, 2010 01:55 PM - Love - by joeblow (man)

 

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I met this girl at the pub and she told me her ‘sex was on fire’. She lied. But ironically, now it burns when I piss. Thats The Beats

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Oct 29, 2010 01:55 PM - Sex - by 정태익 (man)

 

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My mate changed his Facebook status to “suicidal, standing on the edge of a clifft” So i poked him. Thats the beats

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Oct 29, 2010 01:55 PM - Life - by 정태익 (man)

 

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My ex just sent me a photo of her having sex with her new boyfriend. I sent them to her Dad. Thats the beats.

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Oct 29, 2010 01:55 PM - Love - by 정태익 (man)

 

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i went to take a shit today and didnt realize the toilet seat was up... i fell in but thats the beats

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Oct 29, 2010 01:54 PM - Miscellaneous - by john (man)

 

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2 days ago, my friend crashed his car being drunk and stupid. I was with him when this happened. About 4 hours ago, i just got charged with DWI. Guess i didnt learn a damn thing from his mistakes. Thats The Beats

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Oct 25, 2010 12:40 PM - Life - by raj (man)

 

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My son was playing with some friends in the yard when I hear a loud scream. Turns out, he dog had diarrhea on one of his friends, which caused his friend to throw up on my son, who then threw up on the dog. Thats the beats.

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Oct 19, 2010 12:22 PM - Kids - by liljoey (man)

 

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